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Every two month's we publish our favourite Top Ten Animal Jokes sent in by you and sponsored by 'Chokolit by Louis Barnett'.

Well done to this month's Animal Joke Top Ten contributors. A delicious bar of palm-oil free chocolate is on it's way in the post.

Check out September and October's Laughter Chart below Laughing

 

Our next animal jokes will be published at the release of our new website design in December.




Mice Crispies!
Sent in by Eddie from Northampton



To Show The Hedghog It Could Be Done Without Getting Squashed!
Sent in by Eddie from Northampton



You get a Tweeting Tom!
Sent in by Emma from Swansea



Plenty of Tweetment !
Sent in by Emma from Swansea



An Acrocat!
Sent in by Mitch from Ipswich



Polynesia!
Sent in by Mitch from Ipswich



Crunchy Nut Corn Snakes Please!
Sent in by Kyle from Kent



Alpaca The Suitcase, You Paca the Car!
Sent in by Kyle from Kent



No! Cows Go Mooo!
Sent in by Kyle from Kent



Amosquito Just Bit Me!
Sent in by Kyle from Kent


OK, so you may think that these jokes are a little bit cheesy......but if you think you can do better and know some real belly laugh-tastic gags then please send them into Animal Days Out and we could well publish them in the next Top Ten Animal Jokes.


.....and that's not all. If we think your joke is side-splittingly funny enough to go into our Top Ten, you will win a bar of palm-oil free Chokolit by Louis Barnett.


It's easy to enter to send to us your gem of a joke. Just click on the link below and you're half way there.


Send Your Joke Send Your Joke Now! |    More Top Ten Laughter Charts Top Ten

More Animal Jokes - From Previous Months

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December 2010 Jokes

Jan and Feb 2011 Jokes

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July and August 2011 Jokes


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