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Every month we publish our favourite Top Ten Animal Jokes. Check out this month's Laughter Chart below

Well done to Kelley from Chatteris who wins a bar of Luxury Belgian Palm-Oil Free Chocolate as a prize for the best jokes of the month.

1. What did one lab rat say to his mate?

Look, everytime I press this buzzer, that bloke in the white coat brings me food!
Sent in by Kelley from Chatteris

2. Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they have a honey comb!
Sent in by Kelley from Chatteris

3. What does the lion say to his friends before they go hunting for food?

Let Us Prey!
Sent in by DP from Milton Keynes

4. What happens when you cross a tiger with a snowman?

You get severe frostbite!!
Sent in by Shannon from Milton Keynes

5. Why did the turkey cross the road?

Just to prove he wasn't a chicken!
Sent in by DP from Milton Keynes

6. What do you call a crocodile with a camera?

A snap shot!
Sent in by Shannon from Milton Keynes

7. If horses wear horseshoes, what do camels wear?

Sand shoes of course!
Sent in by Conor

8. Where do frogs hang up their coat?

In the croak-room!
Sent in by Conor

9. How many skunks does it take to really smell bad?

Quite a phewwwww!
Sent in by Dan O from Swansea

10. What do you call a parrot under an umbrella when it's raining?

Polly-Unsaturated!
Sent in by Cleeve from Lancashire

OK, so you may think that these jokes are a little bit cheesy......but if you think you can do better and know some real belly laugh-tastic gags then please send them into Animal Days Out and we could well publish them in next month's Top Ten Animal Jokes.

.....and that's not all. If we think your joke is side-splittingly funny enough to go straight to Number One in the Laughter Charts, you could win a great Prize!!!

It's easy to enter to send to us your gem of a joke. Just click on the link below and you're half way there.

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